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When you’re in a rush and the placement of the tooth paste isn’t exactly perfect on the toothbrush. And then, bc you’re in a hurry you move the toothbrush too quickly causing the tooth paste to fall off. And then, because you’re a ritualized human being you just finished brushing your hair, which mean there are hairs in the sink. And of course the toothpaste falls into it. And of course, if you were rational you would think well I just showered so the hair is clean j can reuse the toothpaste. But you’re not rational. The idea of the toothpaste touching the hair, going back on the toothbrush, and ending up on your mouth is too much. So you start over with the toothpaste being ultra careful this time. And of course you’re already late so an extra 30 seconds to banish morning breath probably isn’t the end of the world. But still. You already spilled coffee on yourself and your English muffin landed in your lap peanut butter side down while you read a quote from Michelle Bachman.
Of course replace you with I in this situation bc so goes my life.
I apologize for the stream of consciousness writing. I wonder if James Joyce would be proud?
